- You recognize Porkchop as a race car rather than a food
- If Josef Newgarden came up to you Incognito, you'd recognize him
- You are forever touched by the legacy of Dan Wheldon
- You know the context of the word "Wanker"
- You remember all of the names Marty Reid makes up for people
- The smell of Ethanol makes you happy
- You laugh when people on Miller's Mailbag vigorously complain about everything
- You keep track of how long it is till the last Sunday in May
- You punch someone in the face when they think Indycar and Nascar are the same
- You know Ryan Briscoe's twin brother, Kevin
- You stare at TK's nose in amazement, as to ask, "How does his helmet fit?"
- Planking is a weekly ritual
- You never second guess yourself when you say the name Will Power. That is his real name, right?
- Driven is in your DVD collection
- Tweeting at drivers is a part of the sport
- You know the difference between oversteer and understeer
- The destruction of the Indycar Death Star is cause for celebration
- You don't get that excited when Tomas Scheckter passes 10 cars on a restart because it is expected
- The buildup to turn 3 at Toronto scares you
- You're glad Danica is no longer an Indycar driver
- "Back Home Again In Indiana" is on your iPod
- Tony George is on your "People I don't care for" list
- Watching Nascar on road courses makes you laugh
- Dragon is more than an animal to you
- You know what the acronyms HVM, TCGR, AA, and MSR stand for
- Getting in debates over Indycar stuff on Twitter is common
- Listening to AJ Foyt talk is entertaining
- You refer to her as the Swiss Missile instead of Simona de Silvestro
- Cracking Milka jokes is all too easy
- You follow Indycar drivers and teams more than anyone else on twitter!
- The video of Foyt slapping Luyendyk is in your favorites on YouTube
- You have leaked info to the press at least five times
- You have never sent a Christmas card to Brian Barnhart
- The reason your hospital visit was hitting your head on the mailbox upon receiving your blue envelope
- Buying a Lotus car is out of the question for the immediate future
- Complaining about how NBCSN sucks is a daily ritual
- You've been blocked by Glenn Locke
- Being harassed by the Yellow Shirts at Indy no longer bothers you
- Jim Nabors is a hero of yours
- You can't wait to see Turbo
- You make a quick lap around your block and scream out "IT'S A NEWWWW TRACK REEEECORD." RIP Tom Carnegie
- You love the great tradition of racing and all of its history!
Do you all have some other funny ones? Tweet them! I'd love to hear them! Thanks for reading!
